Jan 24: Even More Photo Updates.
Jan 24: Photo Updates
Jan 23: Photo Updates
Jan 22: If I see...
... one more episode of Wonderpets, Little bear, or that cartoon moose dude on nick Jr today, I am going to implode. 
Gio has been on a kick today of he must use OnDemand to watch all of his favorite shows. I mean it I am fantasizing about that duck Ming Ming being a main course at a Chinese restaurant. Pei King Duck...Ming Ming duck....It's all the same to me. And that moose, I see a lodge wall above a fireplace in his future. I believe I am beginning to see my son's soul flowing from him to the TV with each new show. So someone please break my OnDemand. I have issued an order that there is to be no more Wonderpets or anything else today. The Result? Gio is bouncing from my chair to my wive's and back while howling in a horrid Monotone. I still prefer this to seeing him shrivel and lose his Life essence like the critters from the Dark Crystal.
Gio has been on a kick today of he must use OnDemand to watch all of his favorite shows. I mean it I am fantasizing about that duck Ming Ming being a main course at a Chinese restaurant. Pei King Duck...Ming Ming duck....It's all the same to me. And that moose, I see a lodge wall above a fireplace in his future. I believe I am beginning to see my son's soul flowing from him to the TV with each new show. So someone please break my OnDemand. I have issued an order that there is to be no more Wonderpets or anything else today. The Result? Gio is bouncing from my chair to my wive's and back while howling in a horrid Monotone. I still prefer this to seeing him shrivel and lose his Life essence like the critters from the Dark Crystal.Jan 19: Gio's traumatic wound
Gio fell on sme broken glass this morning. 
It's not a hugely bad cut but still pretty yucky. Stitches were out of the question because it more scrapped out a hunk of meat than made a gash. He bled like a stuck pig too. the important thing is that it made him sit still rather than his usual running around the house like a rabid chimp, getting in to stuff, and making huge messes. He didn't sit still because it hurt, or because it traumatized him (that was my department), or even because he was in shock. He sat still because I told him if he moved around it would make it bleed more and might make it fall off. Yes I am a cruel, sick, twisted dad. But, it worked.
Oh, just so you know, Gio is NOT wearing a pink Hello Kitty Bandaid. He is wearing a plain old elastic, generice, Kroger brand MANDAID. No pink froo froo Bandaid for my tuff little man. He gets only the best (read hair on your chest) Bandaid.
It's not a hugely bad cut but still pretty yucky. Stitches were out of the question because it more scrapped out a hunk of meat than made a gash. He bled like a stuck pig too. the important thing is that it made him sit still rather than his usual running around the house like a rabid chimp, getting in to stuff, and making huge messes. He didn't sit still because it hurt, or because it traumatized him (that was my department), or even because he was in shock. He sat still because I told him if he moved around it would make it bleed more and might make it fall off. Yes I am a cruel, sick, twisted dad. But, it worked. Oh, just so you know, Gio is NOT wearing a pink Hello Kitty Bandaid. He is wearing a plain old elastic, generice, Kroger brand MANDAID. No pink froo froo Bandaid for my tuff little man. He gets only the best (read hair on your chest) Bandaid.