Jan 30: Fun while flying
OK I found this on anothere site.
I liked it, but in no way do I recommend any one take it seriously. It is JUST A JOKE! so behave people.
Have you ever had to sit next to a jerk on an airplane?
Here's how to get even-----
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
9. Peacefully follow instructions from authorities.
I liked it, but in no way do I recommend any one take it seriously. It is JUST A JOKE! so behave people.Have you ever had to sit next to a jerk on an airplane?
Here's how to get even-----
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
9. Peacefully follow instructions from authorities.
Jan 29: Just a quote that I really liked.........
Sometimes you find a really different quote. 
And when you decide you are going to blog about it you go out to look for an apropriate pic. Then you end up finding a pic that surpasses even that great quote.
No. That is NOT a typo, the word IS "mashing."
And when you decide you are going to blog about it you go out to look for an apropriate pic. Then you end up finding a pic that surpasses even that great quote."Normal, of course, is sitting on the washing mashing."
--Kermy--
--Kermy--
No. That is NOT a typo, the word IS "mashing."
Jan 29: Something to talk about
Well we have come up against a proverbial brick wall. There are those who say we are starting packing to soon. I admit when we started packing before 5 weeks out I was a bit unsure. 
I am sure now that we made the right choice. unfortunately, we have hit a point where we have little groupings of things here and there and nothing enough to fill a box. There is plenty left overall besides those things but we need it to use until we leave. Things will be much better when we get a little closer. I will admit the waiting is hair raising. I just need to hang in there. McAllen, Texas here we come.
I am sure now that we made the right choice. unfortunately, we have hit a point where we have little groupings of things here and there and nothing enough to fill a box. There is plenty left overall besides those things but we need it to use until we leave. Things will be much better when we get a little closer. I will admit the waiting is hair raising. I just need to hang in there. McAllen, Texas here we come. Jan 25: Lessons in Packing
There are many lessons that I have learned as we have been packing. I share a few with you now.
1. Alien abductions are real! The sneak up and steal sharpie markers as if they are fuel for their invisible spaceships. Just lay that booger down and turn to a box and when you turn back it WILL be gone!
2. Alien abductions are real! The same events occur with your tape gun as occurred with the sharpies. The difference is the tape gun will rematerialize at some random location. I suppose tape guns make poor fuel.
3. The aliens do not help you move boxes. So even though have just finished packing a cubic butt load of hardback coffee table books in a medium sized box (all of the small boxes were abducted and would be relocated elsewhere later)
there are no alien muscles to help prevent the hernia I am sure I earned.
4. The aliens shrink and expand boxes at will....and there is much will. You now have a small box turn away to pick up some clothes to pack and the box has grown slightly. Pick up more clothes and it is bigger still. Now you haven't enough clothes nearby to fill the box. Grabbing some books you fill the box. snatch the tape gun from behind the toilet tank and seal up the box. ....box packed. Moral of this story? Don't pack books in the top of a box. This results in a severely off balance load and thus a ruptured something or other.
NOTE: On a side note, I have found a weakness in the alien armor. Duct Tape. I duct Taped the cap of a Sharpie to my work lanyard. Thus the sharpie is always either in my hand or around my neck. At first I rejoiced. Now I fear their could be reprisals.
1. Alien abductions are real! The sneak up and steal sharpie markers as if they are fuel for their invisible spaceships. Just lay that booger down and turn to a box and when you turn back it WILL be gone!
2. Alien abductions are real! The same events occur with your tape gun as occurred with the sharpies. The difference is the tape gun will rematerialize at some random location. I suppose tape guns make poor fuel.
3. The aliens do not help you move boxes. So even though have just finished packing a cubic butt load of hardback coffee table books in a medium sized box (all of the small boxes were abducted and would be relocated elsewhere later)
there are no alien muscles to help prevent the hernia I am sure I earned.4. The aliens shrink and expand boxes at will....and there is much will. You now have a small box turn away to pick up some clothes to pack and the box has grown slightly. Pick up more clothes and it is bigger still. Now you haven't enough clothes nearby to fill the box. Grabbing some books you fill the box. snatch the tape gun from behind the toilet tank and seal up the box. ....box packed. Moral of this story? Don't pack books in the top of a box. This results in a severely off balance load and thus a ruptured something or other.
NOTE: On a side note, I have found a weakness in the alien armor. Duct Tape. I duct Taped the cap of a Sharpie to my work lanyard. Thus the sharpie is always either in my hand or around my neck. At first I rejoiced. Now I fear their could be reprisals.